things i won't/will blog about

things i won't blog about:

• what i did for christmas. let's just say it ruled, i ate my weight in chocolate-coated candies, and the infant child insists we still sing 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' every night before he goes to bed.
• cyrus' transition (or non-transition, you could say) to nursery.
• snow and cold weather and my general dislike of both.

things i will blog about:

• "mom, what does downloading mean?" - cyrus....well, this question just rules and i want to document it on the world wide interweb so one day when even google is obsolete (kidding, we all know this won't happen), he'll know that January 10, 2011 was the day he got his first techo-lecture. he also learned the word "incognito" on sesame street, but i view this as a less important milestone.
• "mom, maybe when i get older i can drink diet coke?" -cyrus, again. this question is 10% sad commentary on my d.c. drinking habit, but also 90% hilarious. but it does show that i am a good mom because (generally speaking) i don't let him drink diet coke (unless it's caffeine free, of course).
• our new business. what new business, you inquire? welp, the spousal unit and i are the proud new owners of a chiropractic and massage biz-nass. let me answer the questions in the order they are bound to pop up in your head: 1) keith went to chiropractic school? no, but his brother did. we simply own the business, and keith's brother dr. eric does that actually back-a-cracking. 2) keith went to massage therapy school? also, the answer is no (sadly, for all you lady-readers). dr. erik's wife, gretchen, is a massage therapist extraordinaire. no, really, she rules. 3) where is your biz-nass? located on the northwest corner of 7200 s. and state street a la midvale, utah. you know, in the same parking lot as the shane jewelry company with those ever-present commercials. 4) are you kidding?? i love chirorpractics and massages and the like. how do i call to set up an appointment? funny you should ask, because i just recently memorized the phone number..... (me picking up cell phone because i haven't actually memorized a phone number since the late nineties) 801-748-0056. if you want to find out more, check out our website here, link HERE.